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a man is taken to a psychiatric clinic because she thinks to be a grain of corn, which the chickens eat it.

after a few months the doctors can convince the patient that he is not a grain of corn.

leaves the hospital and the doctor is happy to have him cured.
after less than an hour, I hear a loud knock at the door
open, the man comes running and hiding in a closet!

the doctor opens it and tells the man:
you are healed. you know you're not a grain of corn!

and he says yes, I know, but who says the chickens!




PS: i hope the translator did a comprehensible work!
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