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  A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

  The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment

  and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

  The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some

  woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."





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  SECOND DEGREE

  Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the

  sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the

  mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde

  says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.

  The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"



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  THIRD DEGREE

  A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out

  and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she

  opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

  Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the

  gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun

  and puts it to her head.

  The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

  The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"



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  FOURTH DEGREE

  A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She

  proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says,

  "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's

  easy: W."



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  FIFTH DEGREE

  What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

  "Is it mine?"



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  SIXTH DEGREE

  Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US

  government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.

  Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That

  was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the

  Delaware"





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  SEVENTH DEGREE

  Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house

  ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and

  reported the crime.

  The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,

  patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer

  approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on

  the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat

  down n the steps.

  Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my

  possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

  They send me a BLIND policeman."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWcEiqACD-o&feature=related]]> Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:19:41 OlliP http://www.maxwellshouse.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1282503908/ http://www.maxwellshouse.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1282503908/#num1 "Excuthe me mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks:
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

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"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."]]> Sun, 22 Aug 2010 20:05:08 hipvanduyn http://www.maxwellshouse.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1282215849/ http://www.maxwellshouse.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1282215849/#num1
... Not only did I get the last question wrong, but was immediately asked to leave.
The question was: "Where do women have the curliest hair?"

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Apparently the correct answer is *Fiji Islands*]]> Thu, 19 Aug 2010 12:04:09 hipvanduyn